Friday, October 13, 2006

SQUEEEDZ! + RTH

Have I ever mentioned how useful books are? Yeah, I'm using about 20 of them to weigh down cards right now. Because I'm a genius (but a God-inspired genius). And by golly I'll bask in it.

[heart]
Something broke (the metal rod? or something else?) And I still don't know whether she stayed or ran. She's stopped responding to me.

[mind]
This post is brought to you by the letter 'B'.
and 'B' is for:
Backyard
Back porch swing
Bible
Book for thoughts
Bowl with
Bunch of grapes
Breeze (+ Breeze chimes)
and
Birds that don't remember the words.

[life]
I want to go through the proper usage, writing/typing and grammar concerning squeeedz. It has come to my attention that it is being used improperly and I hope to correct that with this explanatory section.

  • yes, there are three 'e's in squeeedz. Any other number of 'e's is WRONG.
  • either all letters in 'squeeedz!' are lowercase or all are uppercase. No mixing.
  • 'squeeedz!' always has either a period [.] or exclamation mark [!] immediately following it, unless one wishes to ask about it, in which case 'squeeedz?' is acceptable.
  • squeeedz! is occasionally followed by the grinning emoticon ':D'.
  • There is only one sentence that can contain 'squeeedz.' as a word. In all other cases 'squeeedz.' is the sentence.
  • That one sentence is only known by me and my boyfriend. It will remain this way.
  • 'squeeedz!' is pronounced exactly the way it's spelled.
  • Even with these restrictions, it is still easily possible to have a conversation entirely of 'squeeedz.'
I hope this has been informative for you, and may you now use proper grammar in regards to this very important aspect of language.
oh yeah, almost forgot:
squeeedz!

[nature]
I'm considering letting my mean streak take over for a moment and posting something from a long time ago here. Still undecided. If I post it it'll be really really bad of me. Well, I guess I need something for the 'nature' section anyhow. Here goes:

"My life; a doormat for those around me. Stepped on until a day came when someone picked me up, dusted me off, changed my patterns and stopped others from taking a running jump onto the fabric of my being. Now that someone runs off, maybe, with another. Another; who only met a short while ago. Another; whom I envy and hate at the same time: I envy his instant success. Hate; his pride to assume that important position that is rightfully mine."

I told you it was mean. And since I was being mean I didn't even add on the rest of it.

[walk]
...just make sure you're going the right way.

[lips]
When I say it I mean it.
And I'm kinda proud of myself even though no one else may be.
Cuz I could have done it the other way around but I didn't. And I wanted to. Bad.
Almost still do, but I won't.
So know that when I say it I mean it. And I mean it before I say it, and afterwards too.
Ever think that sometimes people just need to hear that? They need to hear an affirmation once in a while. Powerful tool, those.


THEREFORE

what are you gonna do about it?

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